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Allan Milz

Kenneth Milz

TBD

Linda Haverstock

Aliases: Al, Oz, Tooshu

DESCRIPTION

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6'4"
Sex: Male
Race: White

Allan is wanted for polluting Michigan, at a golf course, with the deadly gas that he expels from his rear end.  Allan was last spotted at the Royal Oak Brewery, drinking out of mug 43. 

Aliases: Ken, Kazino

DESCRIPTION

Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'10"
Sex: Male
Race: White

Kenneth is wanted by scientists all over the USA.  Kenneth is the only man that has survived one of Allan's attacks.  Scientists want to test Ken, in order to find a vaccine or possible cure to the gas.  Kenneth has also been seen last at the Royal Oak Brewery, drinking out of mug 42.

Aliases: None Known

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Aliases: Jade's Mom

DESCRIPTION

Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'4"
Sex: Female
Race: White

Linda is wanted for hugging babies to much.  As seen above, Linda has her grasp on Ryan, as Ryan tries to make a break for it.  Linda is not considered dangerous, but Ryan felt like reporting her anyway.  Linda also, has been seen having a couple drinks at the Royal Oak Brewery, with her husband Doug.


Matthew Bauman

Scott Carlson

Pamela Bittner

Brewery Bandits

Aliases: Matt, Mateo, Buddha, Fat Cat

DESCRIPTION

Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'9"
Sex: Male
Race: White

Matthew is wanted for posing as Drew Carey, and a barber.  Matthew only cuts hair one way,  SHORT.  Caught in the act in the picture above,  Matthew wants everyone to have a haircut like him.  Matthew lures his victims by posing as Drew Carey, a popular TV actor.  If your not in the armed forces, I would suggest staying away from this man.

Aliases: Mr. Gutter

DESCRIPTION

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Unknown
Height: 5'8"
Sex: Male
Race: White

Scott is wanted for his sick humor.  Notice Rachael, the same baby that Matthew Bauman has in the picture left of Scott.  Scott, did not perform a background check on Matthew before having Rachael's haircut.  Rumor has it that the two, Matthew and Scott, are working as partners, but that has not yet been confirmed.  Scott has been seen drinking at the Royal Oak Brewery from time to time.

Aliases: Pam, Probe

DESCRIPTION

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Sex: Female
Race: White

Pamela is wanted for her children rhymes.  Pamela's latest victim was Ryan, which she called "Cryin' Ryan".  Ryan has filed a complaint to Dr. Seuss, and request Grandma to pay for her college.  Ryan estimated the cost for college,  from $80,000 to $120,000.  Ryan is claiming she is emotional distress.  If you come into contact with Pamela, be sure to cover your child's ears.

PUBLIC WARNING

People with this symbol next to the "DESCRIPTION" are part of a gang called the "Brewery Bandits".  One of our operatives has infiltrated this gang.  According to our informant (name shall remain anominous), Kenneth Milz - Allan Milz - Doug Haverstock, are the suspected leaders of this gang.  The gang's purpose is to corrupt the minds of innocent people to join their gang, by coercing the victim into  becoming a member of the 'Mug Club'.  This gang is consider very influential to males.

Known Members

Name Club Number
Kenneth Milz 42
Allan Milz 43
Doug Haverstock 10
Linda Haverstock 11
Scott Carlson 80 (was 209)
Dan Milz 147
Brian Cross 184